Charles Barkley Worried About Tiger

Charles Barkley is worried about Tiger Woods, very worried. He feels Tiger needs to consult with people who have been thru what he is going thru now. Tiger Woods has changed his phone number and is incomplete isolation. Barkley said that Tiger needs to be in contact with famous people who have made these mistakes, not friends that aren't famous. I somewhat agree with Charles and I feel that talking about it might help Tiger feel better. Charles Barkley has been there, he has made some mistakes in the past and seems to have bounced back. I just don't think Tiger's wife Ellen wants to invite Charles over for a game of horse in the backyard.

Nike To Keep Tiger Woods

In Tiger Woods most desperate time all of America wondered if all his corporate sponsors would abandon him. Tiger has made some huge mistakes and it has cost him millions of dollars but more importantly his wife's trust. He will forever be under a microscope by both his wife and the media. He will be the brunt of jokes for late night comics for some time to come. Some relief has come to Tiger Woods, Nike is going to keep him. At least someone besides Charles Barkley has his back.

Tiger in Rehab?

Reports indicate that Tiger Woods maybe in rehab in Malibu,Ca. We don't know exactly what type of rehab he is in for. if he is in rehab. Could he be going to rehab for sex addiction or maybe some sort of addiction to drugs.

Jaime Jungers seems to be loving the spot light and is almost trying to play the victim role. She recently stated, "I got nothing from this relationship not even a birthday card". Did she want Tiger's wife to lick the stamp on that one?

Tiger met Jaime Jungers in Las Vegas when a nearby hostess told her that Tiger wanted to meet with her. Tiger must have had his beer goggles on that night!

Tiger Woods The Future

I thought it would only be a day or two before someone would pull the "Leave Tiger Alone" You Tube video. That was made famous by the lines "Leave Britney Alone" I still think it is only a matter of time. Maybe I just started a plethora of Leave Tiger Alone videos.
Should Tiger be left alone? Should the corporate sponsors abandon him after all the money he has made them? I am not going to mention the distasteful jokes surrounding his potential sponsors. Although I have shown some bad judgements in the jokes, I have made about Tiger. Now we have just found out that Tiger Woods is taking an indefinite break from golf. This announcement comes after the swirl of allegations and his immediate hybernation, since the stories broke. Will Tiger ever get privacy again, maybe only on his boat.

Tiger Woods Paid For Escorts

Hollywood Maddam Michelle Braun is claiming that Tiger Woods paid for high priced escorts much like Elliott Spitzer did recently. This is a direct quote from Michelle Braun. The most was for a girl in Manhattan," whose name is Loredana, Braun said. "He paid $15,000 for her. He liked girl-on-girl. He had sex with them together." With all the sex Tiger Woods was having it is no wonder he had to play a non aerobic sport. Braun claims that Tiger would call her to arrange the meetings in New York. I would hate to have to pay Tiger's cell phone bill. If we only new we could have starred Tiger Woods in Boogie Nights.

Where is Tiger Woods?

Where is Tiger Woods?


Everyone wants to know where Tiger Woods is? Many are speculating where he can be and who he is with? I can name three people off of the top of my head that he isn't with. I bet he isn't with Al Collins, Ellen Nordegren or golfer Ben Crane who just said "Anyone that knows Tiger knows he is a Phoney". Some reports say the latest update is that Woods he is on his boat named Privacy. Can it get more ironic than that? Woods has been in hiding ever since the allegations came forward that he is an adulterer. Rumors hit the internet with fury, we still don't know everything that will come about. One of the rumors is that Tiger had some sort of homosexual fantasy. I hope he didn't text anyone about that one.

Tiger Woods Mistresses' Pictures

The Tiger Woods Mistress count is still being calculated. We might have to bring in the nations top mathematicians. I don't want to post the official count, it will be old news by the time I post it. Here are a few photos to keep you entertained until the next update.

Tiger Woods Sex Tape?

The National Enquirer is reporting that one of Tiger Woods' mistresses Rachel Uchitel had an abortion and has a sex tape. Uchitel claims that she had sex with Tiger at his Florida compound.

Speculation has arisen to whether or not Tiger has some illigitamate kids out there. That is all we need another athlete with kids floating around. Is Tiger Woods someones baby's daddy? Tiger's team will try and quite the press and attempt to rebuild Tiger's image. Where is Al Sharpton? He seems to always want to be the voice of reason. Where is Reverend Jessie Jackson? Tiger has no Entourage whatsoever, he even had to do his own dirty work and call his mistress to abort her phone. How can you be an athlete with millions of dollars and not have an entourage?

Tiger Woods' Text To Jaimee Grubb

Tiger Was Sexting with Jaime money hungry GrubbsTiger: Hey Sexy I can't come out this week. Something came up family wise (July 20, 3:04 p.m.)

Jaimee: That's okay I hope everything is fine ... would have liked to see you

Tiger: We will make it happen

Jaimee: I drove out for the night to surprise a friend with a present for there birthday (July 26, 11: 22 p.m.)

Tiger: what kind of present your naked body

Jaimee: haha no a watch I slept alone

Tiger: alone with him that is

Jaimee: haha I wish

Jaimee: miss u (Sept. 27, 6:38 p.m.)

Tiger: now that's hot so who is your new boy toy

Jaimee: no new boy toy ... still running dry... been on 2 real dates in the pat 2 months :(

Tiger: I need you

Jaimee: then get your tight ass over here and visit me! I need u

Tiger: I will wear you out soon

Jaimee: how soon? I got a new piercing

Tiger: really. Where

Jaimee: I just sent u a pic of it ... is on my cheek below my eye ... implanted a little diamond

Tiger: send it again. I didn't pick up on that

Tiger: you just need some attention from me

Tiger: do you have a boy friend (8:45 p.m.)

Jaimee: I don't even have someone I am dating ... no ... u can be my boyfriend ;)

Tiger: then I am

Jaimee: I wish

Tiger: quiet and secretively we will always be together

Tiger: when was the last time you got laid

Jaimee: if we hang out on a Sundway we can watch desperate houswives again haha (Sept. 30, 3:38 p.m.)

Tiger: oh god

Jaimee: take a break from watching boring old golf

Jaimee: I mean the amazing sport of golf ;)

Jaimee: [more than an hour later] babe I was kidding

Tiger: I know sexy

Jaimee: is it orange county time yet? (Oct. 1, 6:06 p.m.)

Tiger: oh stop :)

Jaimee: hahaha I know ... but you canceled on me last time so the anticipation is killing me ... im finding myself watching sports center ... haha j/k it isn't that bad

Tiger: its never been that bad

Jaimee: very true ... I only watch football

Tiger: Figured you would say that. Big black guys.

Jaimee: u are my first, last and only black guy! U should feel special

Tiger: why do I not believe that?

Tiger: [later, in response to Jaimee's mention of a date who was "full of himself"] you kinda like that for some reason which is weird why you decided on me.

Tiger: having an asian mother and a military father you cannot and will not ever be full of yourself

Jaimee: I have fun with u, you always make me smile and I am not afraid to be myself or say anything to u ... the day I met u I thought u were going to kick me out a few times but for someone reason you didn't and u have told me numerous times I talk to much but slowly as I get to know u iI think your absolutely amazing

Tiger: you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmony

Jaimee: Something wrong babe?I was excited to sepnd time with u this week (Oct. 15, 6:40 p.m.)

Tiger: I will you Sunda night. Its the only night in which I am totally free but I have to leave at 530 Monday morning to drive up to the valley for an outing for one of my sponsors. See you at 8 pm on Sunday in newport

Tiger: don't text me back till tomorrow morning. I have to many people around me right now

Tiger: send me something very naughty (Oct. 18, 3:40 p.m.)

Jaimee: some things are worth waiting for lol ... besides im at work

Tiger: go to the bathroom and take it

Jaimee: haha ur too much

Jaimee: are u leaving me cause your wife is still in newport :( I am lonely now ... i like falling asleep in your arms (Oct. 18, 11:38 p.m.)

Tiger: sorry baby I just can't sleep. Its just a problem I have

Tiger: she is not here. They left this morning

Jaimee: well I appreciate you not wanting to wake me up but if y couldn't sleep I would have rather sat up and talked to u more ... find out why I keep falling more and more for u ;)

Tiger: Because I'm blasian :)

Tiger: I'm sorry babe. Im already home.

Jaimee: I'm putting my underwear back on ... thats a no no ... come take them off

Tiger: :) you are too funny

Tiger: happy thanksgiving to you (Nov. 26, 11:16 a.m.)

Jaimee: u too love

Video Tiger Woods And Holly Sampson

A video of Holly Sampson talking about Tiger Woods has surfaced and here it is!

http://www.tmz.com/videos/?mediaKey=cec2cdd2-0c32-4ac2-97f9-fa0ebb209102&isShareURL=true

Tiger Woods' Wife Packs Her Bags

Ellen Nordegren, Tiger Woods wife has moved out. She is staying at a nearby friends home. I sure hope Yankees superstar Alex Rodriguez doesn't live in the neighborhood. It has been a long and windy road for both Ellen and Tiger. We will soon find out how long this road will be but don't worry we will keep you up to date on the latest happenings of Tiger Woods.

Tiger Woods Saturday Night Live Skit

The Saturday night crew couldn't help having a swinging time. Yes, I know it is in poor taste to post Tiger Wood's SNL Skit this but I didn't make it and your watching it.

Tiger's Mother In Law Barbro Holmberg Rushed To Hospital

Tiger Woods is in more hot water. His poor mother in law has been rushed to the hospital. Reports say she was admitted for severe stomach pains. His mother in law's pains had to have been a result of Tiger's infidelity. Ten women have been linked to Tiger the most famous being porn star Holly Sampson. Woods has admitted to cheating and is currently trying to buy his wife back. Wood's soon to be former wife Ellen Nordegren is contemplating a move back to her native Sweden.

Tiger Linked To Porn Star Holly Sampson

The seventh mistress in the Tiger woods affair is porn star Holly Sampson not to be confused with Ralph Sampson. Woods met Holly Sampson at Butter in New York and was heavily involved with her. This is only the beginning, Tiger's plethora of women should be out in no time. Move over Wilt Chamberlain Tiger Woods is here. Sorry fellas, I went with the picture of Tiger instead of Holly Sampson.